(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
(GORGING)
(BURPING)
(GAGGING)
(SHIVERS)
You didn't even
use your teeth.
Teeth? What are these
"teeth" you speak of?
I think he's talking about
our smile bones, brah.
Man, who calls
smile bones "teeth."
People who don't know
how to eat, that's who.
Savoring each bite. Ugh.
Chewing the big pieces
and the small pieces.
It's disgusting.
You're just inhaling
your food.
This is inhaling
your food, mama.
(INHALING)
Ooh, I wish to try
the eat breath.
(CHOKING)
(COUGHING)
Disgusting.
Not bad, Star.
Just remember
the point of eating
is getting as much food
into your belly
as fast as possible.
No, it's not.
The point is to savor
every bite.
Food does not
just give us life. It is life.
Besides, you don't want
to end up with a...
Belly.
MALE VOICE:
What's wrong with
a beautiful belly, friend?
What? Who challenges me?
-(SLOSHING)
-I do!
Your belly talk's a bunch
of malarkey and you know it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Easy there, belly.
Now, that's disgusting.
(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT)
Disgusting?
Don't you call that proud
round mound disgusting.
Greetings, Cyborg's
and Beast Boy's midsections.
I have nine of the stomachs
but none of them speak.
They're just squishing
their fat around
to make them seem
like they're talking, Star.
Who you calling fat, Shorty?
I'm the average height
for a male of my age!
And be warned, you might be
speaking for your belly now,
but if you're not careful,
one day it will speak for you.
-Sounds like more
malarkey, buster.
-Enough!
I want you two
to take small bites.
Enjoy your food.
And most importantly,
use your teeth when you eat.
They are called
smile bones, okay?
And we're not the ones
who need to learn how to eat.
(CHUCKLES) Not us.
-(LAUGHING) But go ahead...
-(SLOSHING)
Try to enjoy your food
if you can, friend.
(WHIMPERS)
(BOTH GULPING)
(BEAST BOY GULPS)
(SLOSHING)
Oh, look at these
big old bellies.
So round and shiny.
(IN BELLY VOICE) You fellows
sure do take good care of us.
(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT)
Yes, we won't forget this
when we take over the world.
(LAUGHING)
-Take over the world,
good one! (LAUGHING)
-Oh, man.
(BOTH GASPING)
(GROANS)
(WEAKLY) We need food.
-Please!
-Why didn't you say so?
Here you go.
(GASPS) That looks delicious.
I can't wait to sink
my teeth into it.
I'm going to enjoy
this so much.
(INHALING AND GORGING)
(INHALING)
You see where you went wrong?
You were savoring your food
before you even took a bite.
(SIGHS) Y'all eat too slow!
Cyborg, Beast Boy,
I was wrong to doubt you.
I'm ready to learn
how to eat the right way.
Wait, Raven!
Remember my belly warning.
I am ready as well.
Let's not make
any hasty decisions.
Consider the consequences.
Are you ready to give up
control to your bellies
-just because
of a little... Ow.
-(STOMACH GROWLS)
Okay, what do we need to do?
Okay, let me see
what we're working with.
You call those bellies!
It's shameful.
What do you have
to say for yourself?
-Well, I for one...
-Not you! Your belly.
Oh. (CLEARS THROAT)
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
I want to learn
how to eat the right way.
What about you, six-pack?
I'm up for the challenge, sir.
(GROWLS)
You ready to get juicy,
tangerine?
The belly still cannot speak.
-(SOBBING)
-(SIGHS)
We have a lot of work
ahead of us.
Well, first things first.
Turn in your
smile bones, please.
Just put them in the bucket.
-Seriously?
-You want to learn
how to eat or not?
(SPITS)
Will those be stored
in a sanitary manner?
Yeah, I put them
in the bucket.
Now, let's eat!
(INHALING)
-(INHALING)
-(CHAIN RATTLING)
Those bellies
are looking ripe.
Here's your
smile bones back, y'all.
You earned it.
Oh, that's not right.
-This belongs to...
-This isn't mine.
-And that goes to you.
-Thank you.
Robin, have you considered
eating less of the fish?
(SIGHS) Noted.
So what do you bellies
have to say now?
Fill me with food. (GROWLS)
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
It's tummy time.
Oh, your belly's
still not speaking, huh?
(DEEP VOICE)
No, the belly can speak.
I'm loving this belly talk.
Now get me more food!
Why do we have to
get you more food? (GROWLS)
In the world of the belly,
biggest belly is in charge!
And that is us.
(BABBLING)
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
Fat chance, belly boys,
I'm the biggest,
I should be in charge.
(DEEP VOICE)
It should be the majority rule
and we are the many.
-ROBIN: I'm the biggest belly.
-(ALL ARGUING)
Enough, bellies!
There's only one way
to settle this thing.
That's right.
Time to belly up!
Oh, I cannot do
the inhaling anymore.
Our bellies weren't meant
to hold this much food.
(BURPS) Ugh.
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
I am an abomination.
(LAUGHING)
Ah. Thanks
for the belly laugh.
Your tiny bellies
are amusing to me.
Yes, brother,
their pathetic bellies
only exist to serve us now.
Whatever.
Um... I didn't say that.
My belly did!
Oh, right we get it,
your "belly" said it.
No, really,
my belly said that!
That's enough malarkey
out of you non-bellies.
(SCREAMING) Mine, too!
It's happening!
What's happening?
I warned you about this.
You've given your bellies
too much power
and now they've taken control.
CYBORG'S BELLY:
Indeed, we have!
Yes, brother, now let us
seek out more food.
(LAUGHING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
While they were
consuming the food,
their obsession with eating
was consuming them.
So profound.
There's only
one way to fix this.
They have to learn
how to enjoy their food.
But before we can
take care of those bellies...
(GROANS) We have to
take care of these.
(INHALING)
(GULPS)
(ALL LAUGHING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-(INHALING)
(BLEATING)
(SCREAMING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING)
So much delicious food,
brother.
Yes, this world will be
very easy to conquer.
Bro, this is out of control!
If only we savored our meals
we wouldn't be
in this situation.
It's time to teach
those bellies how to eat.
Starfire, Raven!
You know what to do.
Nice try,
but how will they savor
these delicious treats
without their smile bones.
(WHIMPERS)
(BELLY LAUGHING)
Oh. They took our
smile bones, bro.
How are we going
to savor our food now?
Take ours.
Oh, man!
Do you eat anything
other than fish?
Quick, Raven, give Beast Boy
your smile bones.
Ew, no way. You do it, Star.
(SHIVERS) Very well.
Hmm. Mmm.
That is so good!
What are they doing?
They're enjoying their food!
No!
(SCREAMING) No, don't do it.
Oh, what a world.
Well, I sincerely hope
we all learned a little bit
about the importance
of savoring your food.
We sure did.
Thanks, Robin.
There's just one more thing.
Biggest belly is in charge!
(DRILLING)
-(THUDS)
-(SAWING)
(DRILLING)
Titans! Exciting news!
I've just installed a heated
hydrotherapy chamber.
Not exciting, bro.
Would you be more excited,
if I told you it was a...
ALL: Hot tub!
Now, the hydrotherapy chamber
is only for
post training soreness.
Let us do the time
of the party
in a large container
of warm water.
The jets feel like
tiny florthogs
nibbling at your norbobs.
(CHUCKLES) Bubbles.
-Everyone out!
The tub is for...
-Hot tub!
(COUGHING)
At least you respect
my orders.
Oh, it's not that.
It's not that at all.
It's because I...
...can't enjoy hot tubs!
(ALL GASPING)
A robot body is great
for a lot of things.
Looking real shiny.
-Hacking Robin's
very personal data files.
-I'm sorry?
-And being real,
real, real tough.
-(ROARS)
But enjoying the warm
bubbly embrace
of a hot tub
just isn't one of 'em.
Sometimes, I wish
I was a real boy again.
But I've searched the world
and there's simply
nobody who can...
-Pfft! I can do that.
-Excuse me?
I can make you human again,
'cause, you know, magic.
Why didn't you ever
say anything before?
Come on, it would take
way too long to list
everything I can do
with magic.
-We want to hear the list.
-(GROANS) Fine.
Teleportation,
telekinesis, fly,
read the minds
of animals, see in the dark,
turn water into any other
liquid except
for ginger ale...
...summon meteors,
devour the souls of the wicked
and perfectly
crack open walnuts.
-ALL: Wow!
-Walnuts are hard to open.
Okay, enough yammering.
I got some hot tubbing to do!
Is this going to hurt?
Nope, I won't feel
a thing. Ha!
And you guys
say I'm not funny.
But seriously, this will be
extremely painful.
-Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
-(SCREAMING)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
CYBORG: The agony!
The agonizing...
The agonizing agony!
(SIZZLING)
(CLATTERS)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL SIGHING)
Raven, you did it!
I'm human again!
Now, I have to warn you,
your human nervous system
is very sensitive
compared to your robot body.
All I'm hearing is hot tub!
Hot, hot, hot, hot tub!
(SCREAMING)
I'm being cooked alive!
(WHIMPERS)
Why was the hot tub so hot?
Because you're human
and humans feel
way more pain than robots.
Yeah, sorry, Cyborg,
but it's... Hang on. Wow!
We can't even call you
Cyborg anymore, can we?
-You can't?
-Yeah, bro.
You're just a fleshy guy now.
(SCREECHES)
Fleshy Guy!
That can be your new name.
Man, I'm so great
at naming things.
I'm not sure I want to be...
-Fleshy Guy.
-The Flesh Guy.
You don't want to be
a Cyborg again, do you?
No, I just have a lot
to learn about being
a real boy, that's all.
That's the spirit, Fleshy Guy.
(CHIRPING) I'll be your guide
to being a human.
Just follow me.
(GROANS)
You still like food?
Well, you're going to love it
even more, Fleshy Guy!
-(GASPS)
-(GULPS)
(LAUGHING)
These snacks taste so much
better in my human belly!
That's what I'm saying,
Fleshy Guy.
(CHOMPING)
This is so good!
(CHIRPING)
If you think that's good,
wait till you try this!
Once every 300 years,
all major food groups
align in the cosmos.
Taco, burger, hot dog, pizza,
all coming together as one
to form El Burdigato Supreme!
(GROANS) Oh...
My human belly.
Huh, maybe we overdid it
just a little.
(RUMBLING)
-What was that?
-That's the Burdigato.
(LOUD RUMBLING)
(GASPS)
(WHIMPERS)
(CELL PHONE BEEPING)
(BEEPS)
CYBORG: Hey, Beasty,
can you come
in here for a second?
(LAUGHING) Why?
You need help?
(GASPS)
What are you doing
with your feet in there?
It's been a while since
I've used one of these, okay!
(TOILET FLUSHES)
Great first day, Fleshy Guy.
Isn't being a human awesome?
Why is it so hard
to move my body?
'Cause you're tired, dude.
Happens to all of us.
You just need to recharge
your batteries.
That I can do!
-(MACHINE POWERING UP)
-(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
(CHUCKLES) I can see
where you might have
misunderstood me there.
(ROOSTER CROWING)
Good morning, the Flesh Guy.
Ah, you decided
to sleep in, huh?
Sleep in?
I barely slept at all.
This human body
just keeps sloshing around
and making weird noises.
Today, I just want to relax
and read comic books.
Ow, what happened?
That is a cut of the paper.
It happens to those of us
without metal hands.
Well, I don't like it.
-Ow!
-(BABY CRYING)
-(SCREAMING)
-(THROBBING)
BEAST BOY: Got to
watch those toes, bro.
What is wrong with your
weird soft bodies?
I can't take this anymore!
I... I can't-I can't...
(WAILING)
Poor, the Fleshy Guy.
I feel sad about his sad.
Maybe I should go
check on him.
No, this is
a real boy problem.
It should be handled by...
A real boy!
(SOBBING)
(BABBLING) I just want...
(BABBLING)
(SOBBING)
I want my face back...
(KNOCKING)
Hey, is there a real boy
in here that needs
cheering up?
(SOBBING)
Hey, hey, Fleshy Guy,
being a human boy
isn't that bad, you know.
Are you kidding?
It's horrible!
I can't imagine anybody
living a single day like this.
Oh, right, sorry.
Sure, we humans can't fly
or lift cars or reach
the top shelf
without a step ladder.
I can reach it just fine.
You're short.
Hmm. There are plenty
of really awesome things
about being human.
So go back
to being a robot
if you want, but first,
let me take you
on a Real Boy Adventure.
MAN: Real Boy Adventure!
-That sounds weird.
-Really? I don't think so.
♪ You could wear sweet
pocket protector
♪ Real Boy
♪ Walk through
a metal detector
♪ Real Boy
♪ You can write
your name in snow
♪ Real Boy
♪ Let your finger nails grow
♪ Real Boy
♪ I'm a boy,
a really real boy
♪ I'm a boy,
a real cool boy
♪ I'm a boy,
a really real boy
♪ I'm a boy,
a real cool boy
♪ You can catch
an awesome tan
♪ Real Boy
♪ Play in a big belly band
♪ Real Boy
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
♪ You can dance all night
in the rain
♪ Real Boy
♪ Did you know Bruce Wayne
is a real real boy?
And he's the Batman.
♪ I'm a boy,
a really real boy
♪ I'm a boy,
a real cool boy
♪ I'm a boy,
a really real boy
♪ I'm a boy,
a real cool boy
♪ Real Boy
♪ Real Boy ♪
Man, I never knew
what I was missing as a robot.
Guess I don't need
these anymore.
(ALARM BLARING)
Crime alert!
It is coming from...
The yard?
They're trying
to steal our hot tub!
CYBORG:
Drop the hot tub, creeps!
Whoa, Cyborg, what happened?
Cyborg's gone.
I'm Fleshy Guy!
ROBIN: I think
he was talking to me.
Booyah!
Robin, what are you doing?
You heard me, Booyah!
Stop saying my catch phrase!
Sorry, it's my
catch phrase now.
It comes with the suit.
So the Real Boy Adventure,
the song,
was all that just to
get my robot parts?
Uh, yeah.
Why would I ever be human
when I can have rocket boots?
Rocket boots!
(RATTLING)
Uh, sorry, still working out
some of the bugs.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Now, H.I.V.E, prepare to...
(SCREAMING)
(ALL GROANING)
(GASPS)
Don't hurt me!
I'm just a weak,
little real boy.
-(BUZZING)
-(KISSING SOUND)
Just like you!
Sorry, babe.
Put some ice on that.
(SCREAMING)
Ha! Whoa!
Ahhh! Too hot!
Too hot hot tub!
Now that's what I call a...
Real Boy Adventure!